ashes to dust

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Welll....after all the hoopla over the Mallika Shehrawat's sexplicit MMS, it turned out that it wasn't Ms Jat herself in all those steamy scenes. Dah!!!After having set all the tongues wagging and Jat and non-Jat hormones racing, this has come quite a dampener.
After all that hue-and-cry, it seems that it was some Mexican porn actor going by the name of Lolly, who deserves all the credit for pouting so hard and providing some Playboy moments for millions.
Seems like Ms Reema Lamba's tryst with the firang hunk is not turning out as sexy as she expected.

Welll....after all the hoopla over the Mallika Shehrawat's sexplicit MMS, it turned out that it wasn't Ms Jat herself in all those steamy scenes. Dah!!!After having set all the tongues wagging and Jat and non-Jat hormones racing, this has come quite a dampener.
After all that hue-and-cry, it seems that it was some Mexican porn actor going by the name of Lolly, who deserves all the credit for pouting so hard and providing some Playboy moments for millions.
Seems like Ms Reema Lamba's tryst with the firang hunk is not turning out as sexy as she expected.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The going is not too good for Madam Ash... What with the CBI camping outside your house, it really can't get any better, can it? No wonder, that she has turned to the gods for courage. Actually, Ms Rai is not the only one to look heavenward for moral support.
Most celebs have been known to look north when they land in dire straits. Some time back, there was Anil Ambani along with wifey Tina and best friend and confidante Amar Singh knocking on the doors of Tirupati. This was all to acknowledge the divine and maternal intervention that helped the younger Ambani walk away with the better half of the Reliance empire.
There was also Aby Baby Jr who went with Mommy Bachchan to Vaishnodevi to ask the gods to bless him before Bunty aur Babli released. It seems the prayers worked caused the dad-son flick has clicked. '
Guess LK Advani should also follow in the footsteps of Aby's Baby and Anil Ambani and go and offer his prayers. Maybe that would help ease his personal woes, and the numeorus battles that he has to fight within home boundaries. But where should the veteran politician go? Ayodhya? nah....not after all that jazz that happened when he was part of it.

By the way, came across this on the Net...quite an interesting read!

Friday, July 15, 2005

The world's most beautiful woman Aishwarya Rai is definitely feeling ugh(!!!) these days. And she has reasons to feel so. Apart from surviving an abusive relationship that left her a black eye and hurt feelings, Ms Rai now has the wags talking and the cops looking suspicious. Thanks to transcripts of a conversation with ex-boyfriend Salman Khan. Apart from getting abusive and breaking into a volley of gaalis at the light-eyed beauty, the beefy actor has also got Bollywood's Dreaded D-word out in the open.

Sallu is no saint. Violence has been running strong in his veins. From black buck hunting to ramming his car into people sleeping on the pavement, he has been the spoilt brat of Bollywood.
How he managed to woo Ash is not common knowledge.

But then again love is blind, they say. And that is what must have happened. Apparently, the Devdas and Chokher Bali actor is turned on by ‘razor sharp intelligence and witty repartees’ in a man. And the light-eyed beauty's idea of sexy is ‘a combo of vulnerability and intelligence’ and she admires ‘strength of character’.

Then why does L'Oreal queen had to settle for Sallu who seems to have any of the above and is a complete ham. And although miss plastic face would love to maintain a stoic silence, don't think it's gonna be easy for her this time.